A little kid wandered up to the desk and I overheard this exchange.
Kid: “I lost five dollars in the library.”
Co-worker: “That’s too bad. Well, no one’s turned anything in, but if you check back in a bit, we’ll let you know.”
Kid: “So…can you give me five dollars?”
Co-worker: “To replace the…
Loved this…gave me my first good laugh for the day.